summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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