I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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