Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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