I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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