she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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