I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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