where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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