hell yes lets make some ravioli
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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