There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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