Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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