Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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