Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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