so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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