Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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