What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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