? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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