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I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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