I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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