He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
