"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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