He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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