i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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