I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
