do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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