Your mouth is God's brothel.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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