Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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