thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
