She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am mentally ready for anal.
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