Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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