Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
