After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
