They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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