Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Randomize
