Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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