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i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
