dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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