Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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