Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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