wat bout pragnant strippers??
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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