Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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