I think I am morally bankrupt
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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