Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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