me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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