If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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