Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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