Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
