i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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