On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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