Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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