i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Randomize
