I hope mine doesn't look like that
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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