He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
