"it" just moved
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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