Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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