D3 body, D1 cock
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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